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Memorandum

Work Tasks are ten objectives that Clarence Lardbottom needs to fulfil for his work at Generic Company, in Clarence's Big Chance. Tasks can be unlocked by finding the scattered Memorandums.

Rewards

At the end of the level, Clarence's Boss evaluates Clarence's performance.

  • If Clarence completed 0-2 tasks, he's fired.
  • If Clarence completed 3-9 tasks, he's given £50 for each task completed.
  • If Clarence completed all 10 tasks, he's promoted from Office Drone to Executive, receives £1000 and the Business Suit, if he arrives to his evaluation dressed.

List of Work Tasks

SCORPIONS!!

TaskScorpion

The office has been hit with a scorpion infestation! Apparently, one of them came in with some cargo, and they've been breeding like lower-class teenagers.

Take out 10 of the buggers; you can find them all over the office.

Task description
Locations
Memorandum In Reception
Objective 1F room 1, 1F room 3 (need key), 2F hallway, 2F room 1 (from 2 1/2F with car), 2F room 2 (from 2 1/2F with car), 3F hallway, 3F room 2, 3F room 3, Roof (above 4F), top of Lift Shaft

LOST TEETH

TaskTeeth

The Boss's fighting squid was in illegal combat against BlandCorp's Boss's fighting squid the other day, and it was badly beaten up! Its teeth went everywhere. You've got to collect 10 of them, from all over the office.

Task description
Locations
Memorandum 1F hallway
Objective 1F room 1, 2F room 1, 2F room 2, 2F - Burning Room (room 3), 3F hallway, 3F room 2 (access from room 3), 3F room 1 (access from room 3), 4F, Hidden Area (access from top of Lift Shaft), 2 1/2F room 2 (take upper path from entrance)

JUST A REMINDER

TaskReminder

An employee, Samuel, has been late with his report, and we've been having trouble locating him. See if you can find him and give him the message; he should be in the building *somewhere*. You'll recognise him by his green shirt.

Task description
Locations
Memorandum 1F room 3 (need key)
Objective 2F room 2

STRANGE NOISES

TaskNoises

Employees on the second and third floors have been complaining about strange moaning noises recently... See if you can find out what the problem might be.

Task description
Locations
Memorandum 4F
Objective 2 1/2F room 1 (need car)

OOPS

TaskOops

As you all know, The Boss spent some time in prison recently due to some (completely unfounded) sexual harassment case. A court order compels him to apologise to 6 of our female employees... but he thinks that you should do it in his place.

Task description
Locations
Memorandum 2 1/2F room 2
Objective Reception, 1F room 1, 2F hallway, 2F room 1, 3F room 3, 4F

CALCULATIONS

TaskCalculations

It's up to you to calculate the latest sales figures. You'll need to use the Spreadsheet program on your computer. There are 10 figures in total; calculate them all!

Task description
Locations
Memorandum F3 room 2 (from room 3)
Objective All are in the Spreadsheet (from Clarence's Computer)

ANALYSE THE LATEST TRENDS

TaskTrends

We want to know what the dim masses think about everything! Search around the internet for 12 pieces of information.

Task description
Locations
Memorandum Your Computer
Objective All are in the Internet (from Clarence's Computer)

OOPS #2

TaskOops2

The Boss's wife is under the impression that he's unfaithful, and is considering suing. As you do. He wants you to clear out any incriminating data from his Search History! You can get to it via the internet.

Task description
Locations
Memorandum Roof (above 4F)
Objective All are in //:history (down left passage in the Internet)

TROLLS

TaskTrolls

Some internet trolls have got into our ethernet! Find and defeat all 8 of them before they do any real damage.

Task description
Locations
Memorandum Email (from Clarence's Computer)
Objective All are in the Internet

ANTIVIRUS

TaskAntivirus

A virus has infected our ethernet! We need you to use your Antivirus program to wipe it from the system.

Task description
Locations
Memorandum 2F room 1 (from 2 1/2F with car)
Objective Antivirus (from Clarence's Computer)

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