Conversation Topics are things that Clarence Lardbottom can say to his date at the Fancy Restaurant in Clarence's Big Chance. They can increase her mood, decrease it, or have no effect on it. Clarence can say a total of n things during the date sequence.
Clarence has access to nine conversation topics by default, all of which decrease his date's mood.
List of default topics
|...||uh... uh...||u have... uh... a nice... uh...|
|uh... i need to do toilet||i dunno what to say||so... uh... how r u...|
|uh... i collect slugs u no||im a virgin||stop looking at me prospectantly|
The default nine conversation topics can be replaced by better ones by receiving Chat-up Advice from coworkers and items. Most of these new nine conversation topics only appeal to certain personality types; using an incorrect conversation topic decreases Clarence's date's mood.
List of chat-up advice
|Conversation||Appeals to||Learnt from|
|uh... thems some nice boobys u have||Kinky||Executive in Burning Room, second floor.|
|i rly liek childens||Frumpy||Lady on first floor.|
|so have u ever been to an orgy||Kinky||Lost Employee Bonebert|
|u look rly sexy||Kinky, Average||Executive Bruce|
|u no u dont look like a slut||Average, Frumpy||Office Drone Dave|
|u have rly nice eyes like uh... pretty eyes||Kinky, Average||Receptionist Tanya|
|i like pertinacity more than looks||Frumpy||Employee Archibald|
|u look dignified and modest||Average, Frumpy||Executive Natalie|
|thou rt like a summer breeze in the wind||All||Learn from Soppy Poem|
- Programmers are the only type of employee who do not give Clarence any advice for his date.
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